Interesting Cabbies

This is not my story, but I thought it was so hilarious that I had to share it. There's a guy in my class named Jordan. One night he was leaving the Internet cafe (Browniz) at one in the morning, looking for a taxi back to the hotel. This taxi pulled up. It was a young driver, with a cigarette in his left hand, blasting Slim Shady by Eminem. Jordan got it the front seat and buckled up, but right as Eminem says "will the real Slim Shady please stand up" he stood up a bit in his seat to adjust his seat belt and book bag. The driver thought he was doing it to the music, so he made him do it again before he would leave the cafe. After that, every time Eminem said "please stand up" he would slap Jordan's knee with his right hand (and there's a LOT of "please stand up's" in that song). So the whole way back to the hotel the cabbie has his left hand out the window with a cigarette and his right hand is slapping Jordan's knee, and Jordan is thinking he's either going to die in a car crash or end up with a boyfriend!